why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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