what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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