I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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