You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
