That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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