I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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