that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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