I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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