you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
