Do you still have your period?
I think my vagina is haunted
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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