Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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