shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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