didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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