he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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