I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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