just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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