when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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