Dual....:-)
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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