So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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