You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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