The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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