I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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