I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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