She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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