So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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