i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Sacagawea was the original milf.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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