There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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