I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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