somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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