you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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