I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
did i just pee glitter
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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