the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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