South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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