I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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