A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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