I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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