the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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