I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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