Porn is love you can see.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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