Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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