There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
"it" just moved
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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