So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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