Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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