I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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