Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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