because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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