i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He better not be in your backpack
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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