I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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