question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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