Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
