I can tuck mytits in my pants
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
